When you’re going to the bathroom and the automatic toilet flushes before you’re finished. Excuse me toilet, I will decide when I’m finished going.
If girls had a penis for a day:
Justin: Stop the car! Driver: But you’ll be late! Justin: I do not care, my fan is crying.
aw justin, i love you
this is beyond sweet!
(via 26th-junio)
Coca-Cola 10 litres
HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(via 26th-junio)
- Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
- Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
- Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
- Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
- Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
- Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
- Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
- Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
- Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
- Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
- Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
- Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
